Ethan is Incredibly Full of Himself
Written by Omnicommie
After a night of vodka fueled board games, Ethan lays at my feet (in my sleeping bag) while I use a lady friend’s laptop to check my sites. Half asleep, we find the focus of this breif web study ranting and raving about our favorite internet medium: blogs.
Me: “Hey, did you see her blog?”
Ethan: “Yeah, I read it, but it sucked.”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Ethan: “Well, when I find a person’s blog, I ctrl-F for my name. If nothing shows up I stop reading.”
Me: “That’s pretty sick. You’re a sick fuck. You gotta read everything so you know how the person thinks.”
Ethan: “I don’t have any time to read all those goddam words”

