Archive for November, 2006

Dave Randle: Live and Uncut - Part 2

Friday, November 10th, 2006

THESE ARE FROM BYOB. GEEZE LOUISE YOU LUNATIC!

please draw a trumpet caught in rush hour traffic

draw a picture entitled SIT IN A PUDDLE AND FART

draw the spirit of byob

draw santa claus getting ready to eat a taco

draw an angel being eaten by a bee

a picture of me peeing on my probation officer when he asks me to urinate in a cup for him

DRAW DA BIRTHDAY BROWNIE SURPRISE

pretty girls butt wraslin’

draw an evil alien king losing an armwrestling match

draw your boss catching you doodling in mspaint at work

and don’t forget the stink lines

the happiest yoghurt cup on the playground

the golden special

draw a man

Draw a block of lard having a bath

draw yourself drawing the greatest picture in the world, and include me!

draw this thread

Draw the clownballoon doing cocaine

please draw an elephant flying a giant eggbeater like a helicopter

A Celebration of Santorum

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

With a mere three hours before Pennsylvania’s polls close…

Recently, the Discovery Institute, a Christian think tank most widely known for its promotion of “Intelligent Design,” has announced plans to work with Senator Rick Santorum in designing a new “equal opportunity” curriculum for American public schools. The Discovery Institute and Senator Santorum have a fond history together: Senator Santorum once attempted to insert a provision in the No Child Left Behind Act of 2001 that would call for the teaching of “Intelligent Design” along side of evolution. Fortunately, this provision did not become law. However, the Discovery Institute and Senator Santorum will not give up so easily; they march on together.

The president of the Discovery Institute, Bruce Chapman, and Senator Santorum issued the following joint statement:

“It is our heartfelt opinion that a solid education requires that students hear all sides of an issue. This kind of education extends beyond the science classroom. So, while we still urge Congress to support Intelligent Design, we are here today to propose changes to the broader curriculum. Let us begin with History. History teachers claim to teach “facts.” However, they get these “facts” from great historical documents and historical record keeping. For instance, we have come to understand the founding of our great nation because of the notes kept by the founders during meetings of the Continental Congress. But, let us pose a question: who are the greatest record keepers of all time? Here are just a few: Matthew, John, Luke, Mark. Yes, for too long, the Bible’s historical significance has been ignored in public schools. We suggest that the Bible be required reading in all History classes. These great men were historians, and to omit them from the classroom simply because they followed the teachings of the Lord amounts to no more than secular persecution of religion. We are by no means suggesting that Christianity should be taught or that the contemporary academic view of History is wrong, and suggesting that either the Discovery Institute or Senator Santorum has an ‘agenda’ would be childish. We simply seek the best education for our children.

With that in mind, let us turn to English and Literature. Throughout their education, American students read the classics: Death of a Salesman, The Scarlet Letter, Of Mice and Men, The Lord of the Flies, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Beowulf, Hamlet, etc. But, one undeniable classic has been arbitrarily removed from this list: the Bible. The Bible is very important piece of literary non-fiction. The plot is very involved, and the characters are dynamic. The word choice is impeccable; indeed, it is infallible. In short, the Bible is a great piece of literature. Once again, we do not suggest that Christian morality be instilled in American students. We simply believe that reading the Bible is essential for the development of a true understanding of literary history.

For too long academic, liberal, and secular elites have developed curricula unchallenged, leading to a bland, one-sided education for our children. Our children deserve better. They deserve not only to be taught what is right, but also what is wrong. It is up to them to make that determination for themselves. Thank you, and may God bless you all.”

Mits’ Pick of the Week: 11/5/06

Sunday, November 5th, 2006

Dan and I have decided to revive the pick of the week. Picks will now be posted via YouTube, so that you can enjoy music not only audibly, but visually as well! Ain’t that swell?

My first choice is a goofy, yet awesome one. The band is a early 70’s hard rock group from The Netherlands called Focus. The song is their only hit, “Hocus Pocus.” This song shows the diverse musical capabilities of the band’s leader singer, who pulls triple duty on the instruments (as you’ll see). The guitarist has some really good leads, and the drummer seems to walk the line between rock drumming and jazz drumming. Enjoy this.

Focus - Hocus Pocus

Dave Randle: Live and Uncut

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

These pictures were created by a drawing request thread on the Something Awful Forums, in BYOB.

the most beautiful thing you have ever seen

draw a rhinoceros

FUCKY DRAW PICTUER

draw a horse to water

draw a happy black man eating ice cream please

some animal having a bad day

DRAW A LARGE MAN POSSIBLY WEARING A SHIRT BITCH

draw al gore and the internet

draw a suicidal puppy

Draw a BYOB Spider-man!

draw a ham sandwich who is late for work

i tryed this already, I WANT A HUGE CHERRY JOLLY RANCHER TAKING OVER TOKYO SHOOTING LAZERS OUT OF ITS EYES…SO IT HAS TO HAVE EYES MAN LIKE THIS GUY.

Draw an anthropomorphic map of Belgium and a giraffe eating ice cream underwater.

Now draw a sexually insecure Neo Nazi

draw a space shuttle using the Canadarm robot arm to have a boxing match with God

I order you to draw one of the members of the order of the eight priests

Snuggle bear knife-fighting Ace Ventura on a bridge over a volcano

draw aunt sally going crazy

draw a charmander running a blue snail up a flag pole by the snail’s under wear

Draw a jazz pot

Draw Chewbacca getting a blumpkin

draw an astronaut mouse

Draw a no parking sign having a fight with a lampshade and the Quran.

draw a shopping cart built for LIGHT SPEED

draw a ZIGMOSNARF

Draw the face you had the day before you were born

Draw the face your mother had the day before you were born

Draw a sophisticated velociraptor loving on little red riding hood.

draw jimi hendrix chillin in heaven with rick james

draw a brown rocket shooting lasers at a big floating gun

draw a seahorse robbing a shop that sells cookies