Top Five Tattoos you'd get if ...

[Infinite Jerkgrinders]

... someone were holding a gun to your head forcing you to get 5 tattoos of your choice

1. the letters and numbers up and down my spinal column indicating bone position (t-1, t-2, t-3 etc)
2. three dots, arranged triangularly and centered two fingerwidths up the forearm from the wrist
3. Blood Type, name and SS number just beneath left armpit. SS number written backwards and upside-down
4. "Ne Cede Malis" somewhere on the right forearm or hand
5. an outline of an apple logo, an inch wide on the bottom of my right foot

[الله أكبر]

The only tattoo I've ever wanted was the letters "SPQR" on my left shoulder blade, but that never happened and probably never will.

[Infinite Jerkgrinders]

I don't really want a tattoo either, but you see, there's a 12-gage to your temple and the guy is sayin "get some ink, damn you"

[Rhino......................]

On one of my forearms, a small, cute creature of some kind with an empty speech bubble next to it big enough to write messages.

Actually, I think I'd just get five different creatures with empty speech bubbles and turn myself into a game.

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

4. "Ne Cede Malis" somewhere on the right forearm or hand

what does this mean?

[Infinite Jerkgrinders]

Its a reference to a game called "Marathon Infinity" and it means "Yield not to evil"

also dave thats one of the best ideas i've heard in a while

[CadmiumYellow]

i still want a small black square on my wrist

[TemporalRift]

Below the left shoulder in prime "I have tattoos but can still wear short sleeve dress shirts" territory

Triforce on the right, gamer pride yo

Family crest between my shoulderblades below the neck

Stealing the vital statistics idea

Maybe tattoo a beard under my beard so I always have one? I can't really think of a fifth.. my SS as a UPC somewhere isn't too bad an idea..

[Pube Truth]

a bow tie

the phrase "sing silly songs" on my wrist

the phrase "let them be wings" on my left side under my arm (not in my armpit...down farther along my ribcage)

and a big sailor type heart with a scroll underneath that says "mom"

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

Nobody would ever need to hold a gun to my head to make me get a tattoo. Anyway, in no particular order:

1. Celtic Tree of Life - Not the standard design, I tried to find the one I like on google but I can't find it anymore. Luckily I had the good sense to print it out when I found it. Originally I wanted to get it on my left leg on the outside, above my ankle (its quite large) but I'm thinking more and more I'd like it on my shoulder, either right or left.

2. Celtic Spiral - very simple symbol, my friends Cassie Aaron and I were all going to get this together. It signifies life, death and eternity and is three spirals joined in the middle. It was pretty much the only thing we could all agree on and like the symbology. I want it on my foot somewhere, probably on the inside, not the underside.

3. If you have a hard back Houghton-Mifflin Co. edition of LotR available to you anywhere, flip open the dust jacket. That was the original tattoo I wanted, but I pussed out and went with an illustration from a children's book I had as a kid instead. I still really want to get that tattoo, although I change pretty much daily where I want to get it done. It will probably end up on my back somewhere.

4. Some sort of flower, either an iris or a lily. I know it sounds really stupid and cliche, but when I was growing up we had a patch of Tiger Lilies and Purple Irises that came back every year. Now with the lilies that's not so extraordinary, but irises are not a hardy flower, and even tho we never did a thing to cultivate them, they came back summer after summer. Also they smelled so sweet, like vanilla, I loved them.

5. Cresent moons, suns and stars. I have oh I don't know, about 10 different places all over my body I want to get those. I want to get a large cresent moon on my hip, facing down from back to front. I also want to get the earth tattoo I have on my one ankle touched up so it looks like its supposed to, and then get a sun, a moon and a star, on both ankles on opposite sides (the sun opposite the Earth, the Moon and star opposite each other) to create a whole little celestial theme.

6. (okay I have more than five) My brother wants to get our family crest on his chest, and I think after he gets his designed it would be nice to get the same tattoo. I would get it rather large on my back.

7. Ethan is supposed to design me one as well and has yet to. Also we were supposed to get flying pigs together, and even tho I'm not sure he was serious, I was DEAD serious.  

[Pube Truth]

i just realized that i only put four tattoos down...that's because i already have one, and i would get that one retouched. also...i'm with carly. i don't need someone holding a gun to my head to get a tattoo, i really want all of these.

[Infinite Jerkgrinders]

i just realized that i only put four tattoos down...that's because i already have one, and i would get that one retouched. also...i'm with carly. i don't need someone holding a gun to my head to get a tattoo, i really want all of these.

Was just covering all the bases - I know plenty of people who would never want to actually go out and get one.  What tattoo do you have currently? what would the retouch be?

[Pube Truth]

I have a claddagh on my lower left stomach...kind of on my hip bone. A good friend from High School designed it for me, and I got it on the last day of HS. I would get the colors fixed a bit, and some of the line work is kinda shitty, so I'd get that fixed too. I didn't do much shopping around as far as where to get it done, and seeing as how there are only two places around me to get one done, I kind of just picked one and went for it...turned out to be a bit of a bad choice. I love the tattoo, the design and everything...it just needs a little sprucing up.

Now i feel like I should explain all of my other choices, since we're having share-time. The bow tie is for my grandfather, he passed away when i was in 10th grade. He wore a bow tie pretty much every day, and he was one of the greatest men i've ever known. The phrase sing silly songs is for him as well. He used to sing a bunch of old silly songs to me and my cousins and one year for my birthday he sent me a cassette of just him, recording all of these ridiculous songs....best present I've ever gotten...it was about three hours long, just songs, and him explaining where they came from and stuff. The phrase let them be wings is for my great grandmother. she passed away when i was pretty young, but I've always felt a strong connection to her. She was on crutches for most of her life, she had ankylosing spondylitis. Aparantly when she died, I told my mom that i thought her crutches would be her angel-wings (geez, wasn't i a cute little kid?)...now i just think it's kind of a neat idea to think about your hinderances as the things that help you fly. The big heart with Mom underneath it...for my mom. Because she'd hate it, and I think it would be hysterical.

[الله أكبر]

Claddaghs remind me of goatse.

[Pube Truth]

that's not wierd at all. no seriously. that's completely normal.

[The Ocean]

Bender's head smoking a cigar on my ass
The Blue Oyster Cult symbol on my left bicep
The Dream Theater symbol on my right bicep
Queen's logo on my upper back
Calvin & Hobbes on either wrist

[WWW.SETH.COM]

Bender's head smoking a cigar on my ass

you just got so many points in my book

[Rhino......................]

that's not wierd at all. no seriously. that's completely normal.

If you enhance Goatse Man's wedding ring, it actually looks like this:



No fooling.

[Pube Truth]

that's not wierd at all. no seriously. that's completely normal.

If you enhance Goatse Man's wedding ring, it actually looks like this:



No fooling.

well I think the wierd part is that you would enhance the image to be able to see the ring in full detail, in order to make that association. but I guess it's completely normal to have that association after the fact...considering how that kind of thing must just stick with you. To sum up, wierd, but understandable, considering the actions taken.

[Rhino......................]

If you zoom in on the anus and put a Plastic Wrap filter on it, you can totally see a swastika.