Welp. We're Dead

[Shire Le Buff]

A high speed robotic hand that will still be this awesome when it is around the throat of a loved one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KxjVlaLBmk

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

If that ever gets attached to a full robot body, with you know, an arm with another one of those as well, well...I am heading for the hills.

[Pube Truth]

Where are these hills that everyone talks about? If they're where the term 'hillbilly' comes from, or the same place as the setting of the tv show 'the hills', I'd rather deal with the robots. (I'm being completely serious)

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

I don't, I always imagined I'd just head to like, West Virginia somewhere, spin around with my finger pointed out, and whatever mountain I'm pointing at when I stop spinning, that's the hill I'd head for. Sounds solid to me.

[Shire Le Buff]

 

[CadmiumYellow]

shut up nick.

i hope it's the hills of mtv.

[Pube Truth]

I don't, I always imagined I'd just head to like, West Virginia somewhere, spin around with my finger pointed out, and whatever mountain I'm pointing at when I stop spinning, that's the hill I'd head for. Sounds solid to me.

This is why I worry that you will not survive a major disaster, like zombies or a skynet-type scenario...with this kind of thinking, I can't even accept you into my own survivor group...you wouldn't be contributing. STEP UP, CROWLEY!

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

Whatever. I would TOTALLY kick ass in a zombie apocalypse! One word: Costco.

ALSO! This whole conversation is moot because in all likelihood you do not even actually have a plan in the event of such an event, whereas I have spent hour upon sleepless hour planning down to the minutest of details EXACTLY what I would do were there ever to be one such an event. And well, you WERE part of that plan...but now.....







....okay just kidding, you are still totally in. 

[Pube Truth]

Carly. I'm severely disappointed in you for thinking that I wouldn't have a plan, also for believing that I would leave you to fend for yourself. You're in my plan, too.


BTW, HECK YES COSTCO