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Also I totally don't need any schooling on how to survive a zombie apocalypse. All I need is one word, but I ain't tell you because its my plan and fuck you get your own.

"gamestop" 

How the fuck would gamestop help me in a zombie apocalypse? Unless I wanted to herd up the zit riddled nerds who hang out there and think they would actually know what the fuck to do in such an instance and use them as zombie fodder. But other than that, no. There is no way gamestop would help me. What a ridiculous suggestion.

Mary knows the word (well presumably, she knows my plan which means she should know the "word") because she is partner in survival in this scenario, but she's the only one I trust not to fuck it up.

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5 Psychological Experiments that Prove Humanity is Doomed - Terrifying! Albeit, not shocking.

The 10 Craziest Scientific Experiments Ever Conducted

[ulr=http://www.cracked.com/article/145_the-7-most-insane-things-people-have-done-while-sleepwalking_p1]The 7 Most Insane Things People have Done While Sleepwalking[/url]

The 5 Current Genetic Experiments Most Likely to Destroy Humanity - If you would like to save yourself some time and skip right to the soul-crushing nightmare-inducing fear frenzy, go ahead and skip to page five.

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The 5 Creepiest Unsolved Crimes Nobody Can Explain - This is awesome, but also scary as shit.

Conversely, this one makes the world a little less scary

http://www.cracked.com/article_16671_6-famous-unsolved-mysteries-with-really-obvious-solutions.html

I was really happy to read about the Russian Pass thing, because I've heard the scary version of it before and its always freaked me out!

And because I'm a dick and want to rob you of that small tiny sense of security that has finally been awarded you, The 5 Creepiest Urban Legends that Happen to be True.

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Mary knows the word (well presumably, she knows my plan which means she should know the "word") because she is partner in survival in this scenario, but she's the only one I trust not to fuck it up.

I think I know the word. Not sure, but 90% certain i know it. But basically, I'm touched. Carly, you are also the only person I would trust not to fuck up and get me killed in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse.

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Not our boyfriends or anything. Nope. Just us.

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Exactly. Just us. I'm pretty sure I even posted that last thing, in front of boyfriend, with narration. He knows how little I trust him. I think he's ok with it.

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Hahaha. Poor Liam.

BACK ON TOPIC NOW:



My favourite is Tony Stark at the bottom. "GUYS COME ON WHO FUCKING CARES"

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clearly the best response is from the Riddler. ".................FACE!!!!!" Classic.

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Oh man I totally missed the "Harley Quinn likes this" under the Joker's comment until right now. SO GOOD! Anyway:

5 Great Men Who Built Their Careers on Plagiarism - Prepare to enjoy that very strange mixture of seething rage and smug satisfaction as you learn that scholars you respected and possibly admired turned out to be complete and utter hacks. (And oh yeah, That's Dr. Martin Luther Motherfucking King Jr on that list. Fun!)

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8 Online Fads You Didn't Know Were Invited Decades Ago - Turns out the internet isn't to blame for annoying shit like twitter and emoticons. Who knew?

11 Modern Technologies That Are Way Older Than You Think - Totally worth it for number one. Although to be fair I already knew those existed way before 1960-whatever. The first "modern" rubber one was created right around the same time as rubber, imagine that.

6 Insane Discoveries That Science Can't Explain - Pretty neat shit. Also, Ethan, what the fuck is the name of that island with the giant hole no one can get to the bottom of? I want to read about that.

8 Awesome Cases of Internet Vigilantism - teh Internet gets serious.

[oatmeal fetish....]

Oak Island

http://www.unmuseum.org/oakisl.htm

It is scary 

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Shit's crazy, is what it is.

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7 Special Effects Stars Want to Keep Secret - Again, totally worth it just for the last one.

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6 Absurd Gender Stereotypes (That Science Says Are True) - So turns out all you men aren't just sexist, you're scientists! Only you didn't know that so you're still totally sexist, you jerks.

6 Obnoxious Old People Habits Explained By Science - Just because there's a perfectly logical scientific explanation doesn't mean it's not annoying as fuck.

5 Inspiring Acts of Kindness by Terrifying Crime Syndicates - Ethan will assuredly think this one is neat.

6 Historical Villians Who Were Actually Okay Guys - Also he will probably like this one.

6 Great US Presidents and Their Crimes Against Humanity - Oh and also this. Except for maybe the bit about Lincoln.

7 Terrible Early Versions of Great Movies - Didn't even finish reading this one before I posted dis shit.

From the article If Mothers Took Over the Internet:
(This is the best one in the article, but you can check out the whole thing if you like.)

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More!

6 Reasons Assholes are Healthier (According to Science) - I am the epitome of health apparently!

5 Reasons Being Single Sucks Even More Than You Thought - Bet all you young men thought you could dodge this bullet forever. Well according to SCIENCE, that's not so wise if you want fucking live.

That's all for today.

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Daily link update (I won't stop until the internet explodes):

5 Pop Culture Classics Created Out of Laziness

The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions

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5 Ways Your Brain is Messing With Your Head

5 Horrific Ways Your Brain Can Turn on Your Without Warning - So maybe you're just crazy, Ethan. Or not crazy. Whatever.

6 Of Your Favourite Things That are Secretly Making You Fat - Best part of the article: "It takes your stomach about twenty minutes to even signal to your brain that it has received food. Having no other information to work with, your brain takes one look at the food you've piled on your plate and thinks to itself "Shit, I guess that looks about right.""

5 Incredibly Impractical Sexual Fantasies - This one is just funny.

5 Incredibly Impractical Sexual Fetishes - as is this one.

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5 Horrific Ways Your Brain Can Turn on Your Without Warning - So maybe you're just crazy, Ethan. Or not crazy. Whatever.

#2 Sleep Paralysis-- this has totally happened to me on many occasions and it totally blows, each and every time. It's fucking terrifying.

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Yeah that sounds like just about the number one worst thing that could happen to a person ever that isn't actually ghosts hauntin yo shit.

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you get sort of used to it, but it sucks when there are other people around. it happened once when i had the flu and i was so sick i was sleeping in my mom's bed and my brother came in the room to check on me, but while he was trying to be nice to his "seeeeeeester" he was actually just making me feel worse, but I couldn't tell him that, or move at all out of his way (he was trying to pat me gently on the back...he's an idiot though and it felt like he was slapping me, also he has ginormous hands, so each time he touched me, it was covering my whole back)

 it was awful.