Gaming Addictions

It's a trap!

My friends, I recently began to get my brain gang-raped by the lingo in AC2 (Asheron’s Call 2, for all the non-nerd fagots). The first day I started to play my grammar was laughed at and even mocked by these AC2 geeks. Some of the dialogue that passed was "You n00b!111, a drudge Slinker could blud ur tummi-tail so hard the LS would shatter into more cracked shards than it too to get GSA in AC1, w00t!111!".

I replied, "Bonesaw is ready!", or something not close to as cool as saying "bonesaw" would have been, fuck you, just read, don’t criticize. Har Har Har. After their initial series of insults resided, I began to be sucked into the black hole-like addiction, the one that makes you play as much as possible, without considering the consequences. All energy that was put towards me getting a girlfriend was immediately laser-beamed to play this god of games. The only thing that would slightly simulate this lust for AC2 would be to purchase 250mL of Heroin, and shootup 2 times a day, until the supply is exhausted, and when you are thoroughly addicted, just stop taking it. Screaming, kicking, bleeding, crying, killing, raping and eventual insanity would ensue. So, if I stop playing AC2, my suggestion to you would be to kill me, before I kill you.

Holy Zombie Jesus!

Another game that makes me forget my testosterone-induced attraction to sexy women is Jedi outcast. If you have not played this game I am going to request that you go to your cleaning cabinet, get some ammonia, mix it with all the other cleaners and chemicals and take a few BIIIIGGGG whiffs. Good. Only when your lungs are burned away and your esophagus is melting, you can return to finish reading. Now this game gives me orgasms just staring at its beastliness. It’s like Unreal, Quake III arena or most other FPS (First person shooters) but with a fucking LIGHTSABER! If that isn’t everything and anything you could ever want in a game then call me Jesus and crucify me to Bundo.

Ah bundo, you wop.

Now, if there are people reading this that don’t game, then I hate you. But, to those of you who do game then you have to check out unreal 2. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the screenshots; it is the god of all first person shooters, without a doubt.

There will soon be a large addition to the site, a large and offensive addition. The addition is a comic us Spacepirates are creating, it’s a comic strip called Rapemon. Yes, Rapemon. Remember the Pokemon that annexed your brain a few years back? Yep, well our comic is like that but offensive, to the max. One of the Rapemon is a kooky character called “Hollow-kost”, a flaming-jew-throwing-swastika that fights other Rapemon such as "fetus in a jar" or "its okay to rape little boys as long as its only once", who is the pope that, you guessed it, rapes little boys. These funny comedy goldmines will duke it out until one is bleeding from every possible place and is having convulsions on the floor. Many, many more Rapemon exist, just you wait until this offensive beast robs your mind of all that is good and decent in this world...